Errrm, I know this looks like a lil bit of downgrading but it’s totally true…
* 90% of UNILAG chicks have aborted a minimum of 5 times before their final year.
* 60% of UNN chicks can open their legs for you if you offer them okpa and coke.
* Only 20% of Nwafor Orizu College of edu. girls have actually seen an aeroplane.
* 82% of IMSU chicks don’t wear panties
* 77% of Fed. Poly Oko chicks have never seen a BlackBerry before.
* 96% of ESUT babes wear one pant for a whole week.
* 88% of IMT chicks have yam legs.
* All the chicks in covenant university hide their phones in their panties to avoid detention.
* 79% of DELSU chicks have orgasm as soon as they hear gun shots.
* 98% of UNIZIK chicks have hair in their chests and Nipples.
* 89% of UNIPORT chicks carry their panties in their handbag cos they don’t know where whey will spend the night.
* 90% of FUTO chicks look like Weird MC
* 71% of ABSU chicks wear second hand panties.
* 67% of UNIJOS babes howl like witches during sex.
* 74% of UNIILORIN chicks guzzle sperm like cold beer.
* 80% of ANSU chicks don’t sleep in their hostels during weekends.
* No UNICAL female student is a virgin.
* 78% of UNIBEN chicks live with their school boyfriends.
*60% of abuad girls have sex @ d back of colleges & uncompleted buildings.
Very Funny. I dont know if its true… But for UNIBEN, Definitely!
Errrrm, this was actually sent to us to post via our webmail, no harm intended, no harm done.. :D